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Breaking In the New Year

By Craig Eley • Dec 5th, 2008 • Category: The Haps

I want to have a commemorative plate destruction party. I was thinking about some Christmastime introduction to this column, and all I could think about was some single woman carefully setting up commemorative plates around her living room, in their little stands, and getting the lighting just right, and it was making me insane with [...]



Samuel Locke-Ward - Sacrilege, Treason, Treachery & Thyme CD Review

By Craig Eley • Oct 9th, 2008 • Category: CD Reviews

Samuel Locke-Ward
Sacrilege, Treason, Treachery & Thyme
Self released
If there is a party at the end of the world (and there will be, right?) then count on Samuel Locke-Ward to send out the invitations. With his new record, Sacrilege, Treason, Treachery & Thyme, he further establishes himself as not only a harbinger of doom but [...]



Spirited Shows

By Craig Eley • Oct 9th, 2008 • Category: The Haps

Welcome to the War on Xmas, pt. II. If it were up to me, starting every Oct. 1st, every department store–and one random radio station–would start playing Halloween music all damn day and night. From the classics (Boris Pickett’s “Monster Mash”) to unheralded gems (Bob Marley’s “Dracula”) to the downright stupid (Zacherley’s “Dinner with Drac”), [...]



Up and Coming

By Craig Eley • Sep 3rd, 2008 • Category: The Haps

Labor Day weekend: the end of white shoes, sure, but also the first school-day off–and the start of National Potato Month (seriously). Oh yeah, right here and now, the great month of September, National Be Kind to Editors and Writers Month. September, National ADHD Awareness month, and–wait–what was I talking about again? Just kidding. Celebrate [...]



Summer Shows

By Craig Eley • Aug 2nd, 2008 • Category: The Haps

After the Independence Day success of the 80-35 Music Festival in Des Moines and the Jazz Festival here, it’s Cedar Rapids’s turn to get into the summer festival mix with its second annual New Bohemia Music Festival. This year they were planning for major expansion and a more youthful sound, but the floodwaters washed away [...]



At Least the Shows Will Be Smokin’ : The Haps for July 2008

By Craig Eley • Jul 3rd, 2008 • Category: Music, The Haps

As I write this, July 1 is creeping up like doomsday for many local smokers, and depending on your daily nicotine needs, shows are either going to be a lot more comfortable or a mild pain in the ass. The Mill has been experimenting with nonsmoking shows for some time now, on nights where the [...]